Oh no! it's flooding again. The rain won't stop. Let's build an ark while we still have time. We could do it together and the floating craft that we create, that will save us from a watery apocalypse, will become the symbol that finally unites the human race. And as we float on our enormous craft of peace, we can learn about our differences and find a way of overcoming them. Then the waters will subside, having wiped the earth clean of our sins and we can live together as one in perfect harmony.

As long as we don't miss Eastenders.