Isn't everything just wonderful? Don't we all just get on great? Aren't our differences fascinating? Isn't the graffiti colourful? Isn't the health service excellent? Aren't house prices perfect? Isn't our attitude towards racism balanced? Aren't CCTV cameras reassuring? Isn't road rage entertaining? Isn't our government effective? Isn't dog shit on the beach funny? Aren't used needles pointy? Aren't fat people jolly? Aren't skinny people thin? Don't ugly people have great personalities? Don't pretty people look nice? Aren't drugs comforting? Aren't I positive? Isn't the future exciting? Isn't it?